Just Being Danielle

teal-deer:

I will have a longer post on this later, but if you are American, please register to vote & please vote in the midterm election. We have suffered the most piss-poor terrible Congress in goddamn history & we need to get these fuckers out of office.

choochoobear:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

"DO YOU GET IT?! MEG IS WORTHLESS THAT’S THE JOKE! DO YOU GET IT?! WE’LL REPEAT IT A FEW MORE TIMES THIS EPISODE JUST IN CASE!"

It’s messing people up, this social pressure to “find your passion” and “know what it is you want to do”. It’s perfectly fine to just live your moments fully, and marvel as many small and large passions, many small and large purposes enter and leave your life. For many people there is no realization, no bliss to follow, no discovery of your life’s purpose. This isn’t sad, it’s just the way things are. Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees.

Sally Coulter (via judygrimes)

(via annesteele)

 (via wintercreek)

God yes, thank you for this.

I know a professional musician who has a song that is literally about how much better they are than other people because they do the exciting thing that they love for a living and are not boring and mundane like… like… well, like the people in the audience, if one actually thought about the lyrics. Like the people who buy their albums. Like the people who put them up when they travel.

That attitude sets my teeth on edge.

(via vixyish)

I wonder if its the same musician/song I was thinking about.  It has the lines

"Some nobody sits in a
Beige carpet box, doing
Nothing to buy something
He will never use, well I would
Be someone
Instead of buy something…”

othertonguesotherflesh:

othertonguesotherflesh:

holy SHIT this is a good chart

hey, this post is going around with my commentary, which is great, i stand by what i said, this chart fucking owns, HOWEVER: I want to clarify that the blog that originally posted it does NOT own, and in fact they’re a major creeper who posts nazi shit and i don’t back them at all.

othertonguesotherflesh:

othertonguesotherflesh:

holy SHIT this is a good chart

hey, this post is going around with my commentary, which is great, i stand by what i said, this chart fucking owns, HOWEVER: I want to clarify that the blog that originally posted it does NOT own, and in fact they’re a major creeper who posts nazi shit and i don’t back them at all.

Seriously Moffat

feigenbaumsworld:

popculturebrain:

feminismandpugsarelife:

xiribim:

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My female villains are all so different!! But they all wear black clothes, dark lipstick and up-dos. Why waste time in characterization when their looks can tell all you need to know? I mean you don’t want them being more than stereotypes, that would be so confusing to the audience! 

At first I thought those were all the same person

Yeah, this is becoming a problem.

Why write different characters? That takes time and effort that I could be using to write one-liners about eyebrows and my “The Doctor barely even notices she’s a girl” schtick. They’re just women. Pretty much interchangeable, amirite?!

mzenun:

sHE EVEN GLANCES DOWN

Also, she doesn’t say die and go to heaven, but “ascend to heaven”

sighwren:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

jennytrout: I am also a mom and you are my hero.

I salute you madame.  I have been unable to camouflage myself.  I will stand there in my geeky-themed t-shirt of the day and stare blankly and awkwardly at all the other moms around me, praying one like me would one day appear.

sighwren:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

jennytrout: I am also a mom and you are my hero.

I salute you madame.  I have been unable to camouflage myself.  I will stand there in my geeky-themed t-shirt of the day and stare blankly and awkwardly at all the other moms around me, praying one like me would one day appear.

My parents on parent teacher day
Pink: no I'm afraid she's a disruptive influence
Parents: ah but last year she was a very disruptive influence, so I suppose that counts as an improvement

the-darkest-of-lights:

vulpes-vixen:

theperksofbeingapsychmajor:

stabble1234:

whispertohappiness:

thevampirecowboy:

humanitysmostcunning:

snk-potato-girl:

emotionalpajamapants:

ghettoblasted:

skifle:

… Johnny is always running around ??????

"kris is a boy name"

first of all how dare you

"taylor is a stupid name"
u wanna fuckin go

"Adriana is a pretty name"

Well fuck

"Pauline is a good name" and followed by "Pauline is a girl’s name" lol

"Phil is awesome."  HELLS YEAH!

is uma a good school

"April is a mutant"
How sweet

"Mercedes is a German car"

:(((((

"Katie is a daisy." Aww! How sweet! :)

Runner up was “Katie is awesome.” Ha!

Samantha is an Indian actress and model.

"Danielle is a beautiful name."

Awwww.  Followed by:

"Danielle is a poop."